Kids' T-Shirts

Bad Ideas Red Phosphorous Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

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$18.93

An orange cat chemist in a top hat and lab coat holding red and blue crystals, a Bad Ideas TV-teacher spoof, on a kids heavy cotton tee.

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About the Bad Ideas Red Phosphorous Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

A Bad Ideas design that spoofs a TV chemistry teacher with a cat. An orange cat in a top hat and a white lab coat holds up a red crystal and a blue crystal, under bold orange and purple WordArt, with a deadpan caption at the bottom. A joke shirt from the Bad Ideas meme designs for Jonny RaZeR's world, and definitely not a recipe.

Design

  • Front: Red Phosphorous and iodine in WordArt above an orange cat in a top hat and lab coat holding a red and a blue crystal, with this the recipe for crystal meth in blue below, on a white panel.

About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Bad Ideas to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.

  • Fabric: 100% cotton
  • Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
  • Do not dry-clean

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Thoughtfully sourced and made to last. Each piece is vetted by our buyers before it joins the edit.

Runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL.

Follow the maker's care label. Wash cool, dry flat, and it'll keep its shape for seasons.

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